Spinning a yarn

Spinning a yarn

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Week 6 of Alpha Blue!

Hello Sweeties,

I decided to post week 6 & week 7 close together as week 6 ended part way through the finale. Week 7 should be posted tomorrow.

There is a plan to run Girls Gone Rogue as a one shot follow on next week but our campaign has now concluded and I can honestly say it was easier to run then I'd thought and everyone had a blast! I would certainly run it again (though I might need a break from all the planning for a while)!

Due to life getting in the way I felt woefully unprepared for these last two sessions yet they were arguably two of my favourites!

The Game

We picked up where we left off with Arden, Zeke and Kanan finishing up the JCN mission, resetting him back to factory settings and making the investment offer for shares in Alpha Blue. On their way back to the ship they saw Bonny & Clyde.

Back on the Cyclops Snake; Sister Mary had taken Crazy Carmela to Astra to be patched up when Dash returned and got filled in on what he had missed while at the Ultra Room.

As Arden, Kanan and Zeke returned to the ship the Terra Nostra showed up, guns drawn and ready for action, however Arden was still wearing the horny pollen weapon from the previous week. With the exception of Tigra, Ilsa the sex bot and Frankie the Fish the Terra Nostra were overcome with sexual urges. Unfortunately so was Dash who had not been given the antidote.

Tony of the Terra Nostra went straight for Arden, while Don Salvatore fixated on Sister Mary. Crazy Carmela started having a sex dream and moaning for Tigra while Vincent Vega and Dash both went for Astra.

Vega tried to shoot Dash to ward him off  of Astra however Dash grabbed the gun... then tripped and shot Astra in the leg ripping a hole through her hazmat suit.

Tigra and Frankie tried to restrain Vega & Dash but Zeke shot Tigra with the God gun causing him to have a revelation and retire to the chapel.

Kanan subdued Vega by filling his brain with images of his parents having sex causing Vega to scream and whimper in disgust. He took some indigo haze to wipe the memory and dragged Ilsa Ss into the nearest cupboard to relieve his urges.

Sister Mary meanwhile with Astra's help had Don Salvatore's nuts in a vice like grip and got him to order his men off the ship. Frankie left to 'take care of their guest' (Vena). Tony reluctantly left Arden with a kiss goodbye.

Dash still ridiculously horny woke Crazy Carmela and proceeded to have kinky exhibitionist sex, right there on the med bay table while Astra and Mary knocked out Vega and the Don, sticking them in cryo. Zeke 'questioned' Ilsa SS in the cupboard which basically meant lots of sex.

Dash continued with Crazy Carmela back in his room but sadly caught Anal Flux. Arden took many boiling hot showers to wash the Tony off feeling pretty disturbed by the encounter but luckily his loving supportive crew mates woke him the next day with breakfast in bed delivered by Jeeves which was entirely made of phallic foods served with ring shaped food such as sausage and cream cheese bagels and whole cucumber with a polo (think white minty lifesaver candy if you're American). He washed the thought from his mind by screwing Skye Candy but was interrupted by a call from Patsy D'Vine who was due in an hour. The crew largely panicked about this while Zeke took Ilsa to the chapel to question Tigra.

Tigra filled him in on the sabotage on ship including a holodeck malfunction causing several holograms of villains such as Bonny & Clyde, a group of huns, and Moriarty to roam the ship. Zeke and Ilsa went to fix it by reprogramming them to religious icons however Zeke, in Ilsa's presence, was so turned on that they came out unexpectedly provocative.

Meanwhile the rest of the crew met with Patsy and Trump, who turned out to be quite sexist. They dropped the F-Bomb (horny pollen bomb in the air vents) and the station erupted with kinky fun time.

Patsy became overcome and started grabbing at Arden, who graciously allowed her to go down on him while they talked business. Dash sneakily took out one of Trumps Mooks while Kanan used mind control to convince Trump that everything was in order.

Trump offended Astra and Sister Mary one too many times and got his drink spiked with various nasty things including tapeworm, laxatives, flaccid pills and a miniaturised baby brain bug. He ran to the toilet with one bodyguard in some discomfort. At which point both Astra and Dash tried to attack the remaining mook and bodyguard but both fell over instead. Dash then shot the bodyguard who was then finished off by Kanan shooting electricity from his fingers. Astra and Kanan took out the mook while Arden pulled Patsy off his cock long enough to get Aldo's bank details so Mary could run her hacking robbery program and stole 6 million in blue bucks.

To Be Continued...


Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Jumping the Shark: Week 5 Alpha Blue Session Report

Hello Sweeties!

We are now nearing completion of our Alpha Blue campaign and this session saw the groups first real combat!

Rachael also doodled an angelic brain bug and a sexy brain bug for us I just have to share!

The Game

Arden received a message from Patsy D'Vine that the Don and Patsy were coming to collect 'the package' tomorrow and arranged to meet at the Casino. He sourced a male sexbot to disguise as Brother Ezekiel. While out visiting his tentacle lover, Delia, he discovered from JCN that a visiting prince who had been pegged as an Alpha Blue investor had been murdered. Leaving coveted investment opportunities once again available. On the way back to the ship to inform his crew mates he bumped into Agent Smith who was looking for Kanan. He also saw in passing an albino cleric he had seen flashbacks of on occasion and had reason to believe was involved in the station sabotage and murders. However when he followed the cleric into the men's room, a tiger bounty hunter with an uncanny resemblance to Sister Mary exited the stall.

Meanwhile back on board the Cyclops Snake, Vena was flowering, which released an extremely potent aphrodisiac pollen into the air resulting in willpower checks to all those around her (except Astra who was smart enough to put on a hazmat suit). Failed checks resulted in the violation of both the female and male sexbots. Astra got to work on an antidote (successfully) to the pollen for the crew as well as a way to perhaps make it weaponised.

Kanan managed to escape with his dignity in tact and made his way to the ultra room where he avoided watching the off putting show of Dash's performance whilst questioning two zedi on the ship. He discovered that he was in fact a Zedi master and started practicing with his new found abilities.

Astra had a delivery of various chemical compounds from Tigra who it transpired had hired her to make a poison gas to be released into the Alpha Blue ventilation system. They decided to make a horny gas instead from Vena's pollen so that the station just got really horny instead.

Zeke accidentally contacted Vincent Vega, discovering they had 2 days till the Terra Nostra planned to wipe out Alpha Blue. He also managed to convince Vega that Don Trump was a threat to the Terra Nostra and needed to be 'Taken out'.

When Arden returned to the ship he was overcome with desire / afflicted by pollen, and satisfied his urges in an icy, vine entangled triste with Vena. Arden and Kanan filled in the others on their discoveries and hatched a plan to pool the crew's money, bet it all in the casino with Arden playing a few hands of smugglers quarry with the whales to get enough money to invest in Alpha Blue, 250k Blue Bucks. At the time I thought this a near impossible feat but the inclusion of both Arden and Zeke's lucky rerolls, Vena's pollen as a distraction and Kanan's mind control made this actually a much more realistic number. Retrospectively it may be that my limited understanding of gambling / casinos caused this to be entirely too easy. Even the casino goons who came over to intrude were quickly turned about by Kanan's mind control. They turned 20 k into 320k in 5 or so hands. Well played guys, well played...

They also started prepping a plan to fleece Aldo Trump's bank accounts, take incriminating photos and just generally discredit him. I believe this is in addition to the sexbot bomb. Vena and Kanan hid the time release pollen bomb Astra had made while Zeke held service at the chapel and Astra got cooking up some synthetic wonderland in case they needed any extra cash.

Arden made the offer to JCN for investing in Alpha Blue but JCN advised them that there was already an offer on the table from Don Salvatore. The crew decided to go down to JCN's mainframe again and reset him so he forgot the alternate offer and they did not get dragged into a bidding war. Unfortunately Crazy Carmela (Don Salvatore's daughter), Jimmy four arms and the humanoid with a shark head; Frankie the Fish, followed the now very rich serpentine crew from the casino. Vena used her pollen to distract Frankie the Fish and quite literally 'jumped the shark', taking one for the team. Brother Ezekiel used his God Gun successfully to have Jimmy Four Arms seriously reconsider his life choices due to a revelation which caused him to run off to the chapel. This left Sister Mary, Kanan and Arden attacking Crazy Carmela and making pretty short work of her (oh exploding dice)! They stopped just shy of actually killing her and bought her back to the med bay on the cyclops snake for Astra to hopefully patch her up / stick her in the deep freeze.

To be continued....


Tuesday, 5 April 2016

Week 4 Alpha Blue Session Report

Hello Sweeties!

This week has been manic so I am very late with this session report! I do hope you'll forgive me though :)

Snacks wise we had incredibly sour blue balls which turned out to be filled with bubblegum and just screamed Alpha Blue (thanks Kat).

The Game

Sister Mary met Don Salvatore, her lover Angelo and the Terra Nostra crew of gangsters. Angelo took her aside and begged her to leave Alpha Blue. The Terra Nostra were there to get a slice of the action or make an example of Alpha Blue. He warned her that her shapeshifting cousin was on board as part of the crew and that she should watch her back.

Meanwhile Dash was listening in discretely prepared to get her back if she got in any trouble. When she left without incident he managed to insult the goon on the door who gave him a bloody nose then hurriedly apologised calling him Taipan and saying he hadn't recognised him.

After Arden's encounter with the Terra Nostra goon he decided to look for solace in the tentacled croupier he has been seeing, however when she exited the casino she did not recognise him and shunned him. He stood there stunned watching her leave as moments later she exited the casino again and this time greeted him warmly. Clearly she had a doppelganger on board!

Kanan interrogated a cleric and realised his flashbacks were of the Zedi which he plans on investigating later.

Back on The Cyclops Snake Brother Ezekiel was playing a rousing game of twister with Jeeves the butler bot till Skye Candy defrosted and described being kidnapped by Dash and Mary. Ezekiel had rescued her from Don Trumps harem and Vincent Vega of the Terra Nostra had helped free them in exchange for them gathering intel on Alpha Blue.

During this encounter Vena discovered that Dash had a venomous bite and the codename Taipan to go with it whereas Vena was known as Anaconda as she could use her vines to bind people.

Arden and Astra realised and revealed that they had been hired by the interstellar wall to retrieve Skye Candy and Brother Ezekiel. However as a group they decided not to go through with it. They would however buy a sexbot, make it look like Skye Candy and install a bomb to destroy Aldo Trump when he defrosted it. Meanwhile Kanan got to work disguising Skye Candy so she could move about Alpha Blue without causing a scene since everybody thought she was dead and they believed other bounty hunters might be after her.

It was also agreed that they should try to stop Alpha Blue's destruction by the Terra Nostra since it was far too fun and profitable to let it blow up!

Astra and Dash went off to the Ultra Room as Dash felt a performance coming on and Astra wanted to watch!

To Be Continued...