Spinning a yarn

Spinning a yarn

Thursday, 24 March 2016

Week 3 Alpha Blue Session Report

Hello Sweeties!

So Tuesday night was the third instalment of our Alpha Blue Campaign. The action heated up a fair bit and I found I lost track of my sex tally. Which is probably a good thing as some of the players are quite competitive and I don't want it distracting from the storyline too much!


We have a new picture of Vena below, drawn by the incredibly talented Rachael Tew (who plays Astra). Anyone else seeing vegetarianism in a new light?


The players woke up docked back at Alpha Blue and decided to take the two prisoners claiming to be Baby Blue back to the casino and deliver them to a very grateful Hot Blue. She paid them handsomely for their service and told Arden that they were known as the serpentine crew and were essentially criminals for hire. At the same time Sister Mary produced the contract for Ezekiels employment and Vena recognised it as a forgery she had made.

While at the casino the players saw a wanted poster for Kanan who was being hunted by the ICIA. They also saw an advertisement for a memorial for Skye Candy and a news article that Dash's lover from the previous night was the latest victim of the unsatisfied killer. This was all via the Alpha Blue noticeboard terminals. Kanan decided he should adopt a disguise and the players decided they needed to investigate the Unsatisfied Killer.

They decided they should go to the memorial as the killer might be there. They went early, ordered some space cocktails, listened to the vocal stylings of Mr, Dick Booblay (played Richard Cheese) and decided to have sex at the table, as you do!

Arden however had a theory that the mini orgasmatrons were causing the satisfiers to kill themselves so he decided to investigate at the med bay. At the med bay he saw an extremely attractive repairbot, who looked more like a sexbot than a repairbot, except for the uniform. Arden recognised her via flashback as having repaired the orgasmatron right before the players amnesia causing accident. She was tinkering with the JCN terminal in the med bay.

Arden then went over to speak to JCN however it became clear JCN was glitching and he started talking about killing the intruders and started to seal off the med bay. Arden got out in time and as the doors sealed he could see through the window that JCN was sucking the air from the room. He hurried to another JCN terminal and convinced him to abort the termination sequence and shut down as he had a virus. The med bay doors unsealed and everyone was okay.

Arden made his way to the computer main frame and called the other players to assist (though Vena and Dash elected to have more sex instead). Between Arden's guidance, Kanan and Astra's computer expertise and Sister Mary's knowledge of computer viruses they managed to isolate and remove the virus (they think).

They then decided to return to the memorial but Sister Mary saw a man who triggered her memory as an old flame so she chased him, Dash chased her and Arden chased Dash. The gentleman in question entered the docking bay into a Terra Nostra ship guarded by two goons. Sister Mary talked her way onto the ship and Arden and Dash decided to follow. Arden tried to distract the goons but one was only interested in Arden as a lover so he took one for the team while Dash bribed a hooker to distract the other. Dash then followed Sister Mary onto the ship.

Cut back to the memorial where Astra, Kanan and Vena were watching proceedings and Astra had a flashback triggered by the memorial photo display of Skye Candy. The flashback consisted of Astra in her lab with Skye Candy unconscious, wheeling her on a table into a secret room of the lab behind a false wall. She grabbed Vena and they ran off to investigate, leaving Kanan to monitor the memorial.

Back on board the Cyclops Snake Astra opened the secret room in the lab. Vena got a little excited at the sight of the frosty cryogenics tubes and got her tongue stuck to the window of one. As Astra freed her they discovered Skye Candy frozen inside the tube. This led to confusing feelings for Vena but Astra began the 'defrost' sequence.

To be continued...


There was still lots of silliness and a fair amount of sex however it was good to see the players getting into the mystery and action a bit more. I do think Alpha Blue is a very versatile game and I'm really looking forward to next week!

EDIT! Wow I forgot to add, we had some fun with rope during the game so the following pics are of Rachael tying up Tom (Dash) and I!

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Alpha Blue Suspended

Hello Sweeties!

I'll follow Venger Satanis' example of not ranting about the fact that Alpha Blue is suspended by OBS for 2 weeks pending review for offensive content.

However to honour this there is a new slide in my Alpha Blue information board slide show. I use this in the game to show advertisements, information etc to give players clues and a familiarity with areas of interest on the station. My new slide is as follows:

Since I'm sharing slides, here is another of my favourites:

Hopefully this mess gets sorted out soon. I do think the review could have been done while keeping the product live for purchase but apparently you can still buy it on Amazon if you're interested in buying a copy of this fun, weird, adults only game!

Vix x

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

XXX Alpha Blue Session Report XXX

Hello Sweeties!

This was our second week of Alpha Blue and honestly there was so much sex it was unreal. The tally of players having had in game sex is as follows:
Kat - 4
Rachael - 4
Tom - 3
Dom - 3
Matt - 3
Ven - 2
Scott - 1
All but 4 were from this session. This is times you have sex not number of partners as group sex seems to be the thing for some of them!

 Astra drawn by Rachael.

The sexy smutty hilarity was added to by a group of lovely respectable looking people (not roleplayers I'd wager) walking through the room on a few occasions such as when Dash, Vena and Astra were describing their threeway and when I was describing (with hand actions) a woman erotically sucking on an ice dildo. Boy did I go red!


To encourage the fetish's players are now getting an automatic 5 on the freak scale if indulging their fetish. This worked well, though I'm not sure this group needs much encouragement!

This week I introduced flashbacks to the players to help them retrieve some of their lost memories about who they are and what's going on.


Last week I bought penis shaped jellies and this week we had lollies. I need more sexy snack suggestions... though twinkies are sure to make the list, cause they're cream filled... surely I don't need to explain that one further!


We opened the evening with Arden cleaning up at the casino when he was approached by Hot Blue and offered a job to liberate her sister, Baby Blue, from a prison transport ship headed to Caged Heat. However the crew was then summoned to the med bay to collect (now awake) Vena. Arden got there first but Vena misheard his name as 'hard on', which of course led to sex!

The players all reconvened on the cyclops snake where Ezekiel was given a room and Vena discovered she was a talented painter / forger. Astra was busy cooking up 'meds' in her lab while Dash having been disturbed by a vision smashed his hand on his mirror. He went to Astra for first aid and was given her own extremely potent version of blue dreamers which she said was for the cut. Arden headed back to the casino looking for some tentacle loving whereas the three female characters decided to investigate Vena's room on Alpha Blue. They found some pink hair but Vena accidentally got pollen on it. The pollen had an extremely powerful aphrodisiac effect so of course a lesbian threeway broke out. Sister Mary then had a flashback of shapeshifting into an Alien prince, and came out the bathroom as said prince.

Ezekiel got a tad carried away with jeeves the ship butlerbot and ended up drinking lemonade straight from the tap, which equated to blowing jeeves. Around this time Dash's 'meds' kicked in and a raging hard on sent him on the hunt for women. He got through two ladies before his appetite was sated. Meanwhile Arden being a perfect gent walked home and hooked up with a tentacled croupier who bound his wrists to the bed with her tentacles and rode him to the finish line.

Kanan, Dash and Ezekiel investigated the orgasmatron and discovered it had been sabotaged in addition to internal laser fire.

Ezekiel decided to host a sermon at the chapel however people misunderstood his pitch about God filling holes inside them and his flock were looking for an orgy. They did however say that Skye Candy had been on the ship about a week and worked her way through many customers since then.

The rest of the players got notified about a distress call from the prison transport and decided to 'help' (liberate Baby Blue). Ezekiel joined them and Kanan flew them over then distracted the hot cougar pilot with a good seeing-to, twice, in the engine room (ice dildo's were orally consumed). Vena and Astra used bondage and a threeway to seduce the first guard from his post. The last guard had a revelation from Ezekiels god gun and also left his post. This left 6 female inmates (2 blue eyed claiming to be baby blue). There were some arguments over whether or not the right thing to do was rescue all 6. Arden destroyed the inmate records and Dash went to retrieve Vena and Astra however they decided he should join the party instead. This was now one cramped broom closet but he convinced them to continue back at his room so they could all leave.

Kanan returned from his mission triumphant leaving a well satisfied pilot in the engine room recovering while Mary escorted the blue eyed babes onto the ship and more arguments about the remaining 4 inmates ensued. Sadly we ran out of time before it was resolved. To be continued...


The prison ship was this week's main plot however 2/3 of our time was taken up with describing in various detail sexual acts and partners. I'm not sure if the primary focus on sex is how it's meant to be played, but it sure is titillating!

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

It begins... Alpha Blue Session Report

Last night we had our first session in our new Alpha Blue Campaign. This will be the first of 7 / 8 weekly session reports following the game. I knew we were off to a good start when the first 5 minutes centred around whether Necrophilia counted if the body was still warm and if you had your penis replaced with an elephant trunk would it try putting peanuts up your arse? It's going to be hard to do it justice but here goes...

The Players

Brother Ezekiel (played by Scott) is a lucky god fearing fellow with a fetish for robots and a belief that he needs to bring the good word to the people of the universe! He is also the proud owner of a currently OP God gun (of his own design, not Alpha Blue approved), you'll see why it's over powered...

Kanan (played by Dom) is a Con Man with a thing for cougars, who pilots 'The Cyclops Snake' (blue flamingo class ship). He is a wanted man with a full scale manhunt for him.

Dash Calypso (played by Tom) is a mutant, entirely oblivious of his condition, with some mysterious mutations I cannot yet go into and even the player isn't aware of them all. He's really into exhibitionism!

Sister Mary (played by Ven) is a slutty tiger nun alien with a boob window in her habit. She is extremely well armed for a woman of the cloth and preaches safe sex, handing out condoms (both regular and mind condoms). There's something hinky about her DNA though...

Astra (played by Rachael) is the ship's medic, a xenologist into sub / dom relationships. She wears a pink leather outfit similar to a mankini and a white lab coat. She has her own lab on the ship and a pair of furry handcuffs being put to great use so far!

Arden (played by Matt) is a lucky gambler that is embracing his skills putting them to use gathering intelligence.

Vena Astra (played by Kat) is a plant based alien, super turned on by Popsicles who unfortunately due to her alien DNA (and not because Kat is away at the minute) was unconscious for the entire session.

House Rules

When creating characters (individually prior to the game) I discussed with each if there were any trigger topics that might make them uncomfortable and should be avoided. Due to the nature of Alpha Blue I wanted to be sure it was a safe and fun environment for all. Topics that were out included:
-Rape (unanimously, this undoubtedly puts people off Alpha Blue)
-Genital Mutilation
-Religious Extremism
In our game, the entire population of the galaxy is so disturbed by these things that you will undoubtedly be mobbed and air locked very quickly. No amount of D6's can save you from a mob the size of Alpha Blue's populous.

The next difference in how I run it is that the interstellar caliphate was changed to the interstellar wall. The interstellar wall is a group of terrorists who plan on making the universe great again through illegal acts of terror. Fuelled by hate and fear the members of this group are blind to the fact that their leader Aldo Thump (referred to as The Don) is actually using them all for his personal agenda: his profit margin.

The opening of the game involves the players waking up with amnesia so I took away one of the career roles from them (except where they had strong ideas or it just worked with my plans) to surprise them with later and gave them a lot more flexibility on their characters, so a lot of the characters detail are picked by player rather than rolled on a table.

I also have a rule (which has not yet come up) which is to avoid spending hours roleplaying sex to beef up hp prior to a big battle. If you want to have sex more than 3 times a session, you have to role to see if you can still get aroused. The first role will be at advantage, second at normal and third (plus any thereafter) at disadvantage. Blue dreamers add 1 d6 to the dice pool.

The Game

Players awoke in the Med Bay on Alpha Blue with Amnesia. Dash was behaving oddly as though he were sleepwalking perhaps but it never really got explained. The group were filled in by a hot nurse as to what had happened; an orgasmatron malfunction resulted in them all losing their memories. They had Alpha Blue Ident Cards which had their name, room number and date of arrival on as well as a picture (these were actual props to help players identify each other) and were told that they formed the crew of the Cyclops Snake.

The players decided to investigate their rooms and Brother Ezekiel was disturbed to find his room had been unlocked, allowing a couple of horny passers by to use it for some sexy fun time! All the players found a little something in their room which included furry hand cuffs for Astra, Rope for Kanan and a contract for Ezekiel. The contract was signed that day and had him newly employed as ships hand to the Cyclops Snake. This caused quite the disturbance and as he tried to get away Astra decided to handcuff him to Dash. A contested role led to Dash being handcuffed to Astra instead. Just then Officer Eric Shun showed up to take them in for questioning regarding the orgasmatron. It turned out that the combination of laser fire inside the machine, the presence of indigo haze and some glitches in the system causing high levels of radiation had caused the amnesia. Players had no knowledge of this but did present the contract, which had been witnessed by Skye Candy. Skye Candy it turned out was a missing satisfier, presumed dead as another victim of 'The Unsatisfied Killer' currently killing off sex workers.

Sadly the interview was interrupted by flashing lights and alarms followed by Officer Shun and all the other police frantically scrambling out. The crew decided to leave but became split when Ezekiel and Kanan went toward the screaming, growling and laser fire sounds, Arden decided to poke around the filing system, Sister Mary went to retrieve the contract and Dash & Astra went off to have steamy shower sex!

Kanan quickly decided it was best to leave Brother Ezekiel to his fate and went to find Sister Mary. They then preceded to have sex on top of the police photocopier, safe sex of course!

Meanwhile Arden was finding info on the unsatisfied killer and found a wanted poster for a familiar looking man he couldn't quite place.

Brother Ezekiel was left face to face with a brain bug somehow out of containment and decimating the unprepared, barely dressed security forces. He was nervous but fired his god gun into combat, set to epiphany. Unfortunately a crit fail resulted in Officer Shun having the epiphany causing him to be devoured by the brain bug. Ezekiel shot again this time on rapture and a crit success resulted in the heavens parting and the brain bug being carried (still alive) on the wings of angels toward a bright light... heaven is in for a shock!

Arden then arrived and noted the door had been opened somehow, CCTV wiped and JCN the computer (with the face of Jason Statham) informed him it was more glitches. He also managed to loot 2 security access crystals.

Ezekiel felt an overwhelming urge to pray but a well meaning medic misunderstood and directed him to the blue light district where he fainted due to the shock of a sinning cleric and a sexbot who seemed to know him all too well!

Astra and Dash decided to check out their ship where they ran into Jeeves the butler bot who offered them refreshments and informed them of how ships policy was to delete all records so as to avoid being caught. Criminals don't keep ships logs apparently. He also mentioned them visiting with their pink haired friend (Skye Candy) yesterday. Dash found a photo of sister Mary with a young gangster looking man.

Sister Mary and Kanan by now had an audience of cops enjoying the sex show and the photocopied close ups but eventually also decided to go to the ship.

Ezekiel decided he would need to set up his own chapel and went to rent mall space but found the proprietor, Starbuck, was the same woman from his room earlier. She agreed to rent him the space and had him sign contracts while pressing against him naked. Poor man would have signed anything trying to ignore her!

Arden went off to the casino to investigate the interstellar wall but only found a useless drunken idiot. He then went gambling...